Happy Birthday, Old Friend
P2*: I try to keep as little info available to the public on Facebook as possible. Too many idiots on there. I purge and purge and I still have too many friends.
S: Yeah, I have tons I don’t know now. Probably people I had like one class with in college and we worked on a project together. Now they are married and pop up in my feed and I’m like, who are you?
P2: Yup. I unfriend people on their birthdays. Haha. I haven’t talked to them in years and then I look at bdays and am like who is that? I don’t know you because you got married and changed your name and now I don’t recognize you.
S: LOL, that’s hilarious.
P2: Yeah, I kinda feel bad but whatever.